Star Trek Transporters

You know, in Star Trek they use transporters a lot. It supposedly makes an exact copy of your body and your mind, keeping all the memories and stuff. But all that is stored in physical forms, so if you just make an exact copy and destroy the first one, you'd essentially be killing the person and just making an exact copy. But people could keep on transporting and think that it worked, so they'd be killing thousands of people every day. It's something to think about I guess.

Santa Tracker!

www.google.com/santatracker/ is just what the name says. It's a thing from Google where you can track Santa as he goes around the globe! You can see where he's at, how many presents he's delivered, and you can track him in 3D!

Early Christmas

Sorry about the quality of this one. I was typing this to my dad because I had a sore throat and couldn't talk, so it wasn't as much blogger-tailored.

This year I got like the most amount of presents I ever have. And most were electronics! I think in my stocking I had one of those lights that stick on to stuff that are circles and when you push on the light it clicks. Under the tree I got one of those Snap Kit things but it was a remote control car. You know, those electronic kits that have the motor and the red disc that shoots up. But it was a remote control car. Wait I can get an image. So it’s got a foam disc shooter and also you can record your voice and have it so you drive up and shoot discs or play the recording. And the remote has little triggers that you use to shoot the discs and play the recording. Lydia got one of those regular kind that shoot the spinning disc. I think it just has a piece that’s the thing that receives the signal and it can output up to 2 devices so I could put the disc on and go up to Gati and shoot the disc. Then I also got a something… Oh yeah then together we got a karaoke machine with a one wired mic and one wired/wireless mic. It came with some discs too. Then we got a clue on the Christmas tree that took us to the basement, then the garage, then a closet, then the attic, where the flatscreen TV was. Mom said it took forever to wrap. I think it was 42”. So as we were carrying it downstairs I was remarking on how I wished we had gotten a Wii, and then Andy said there was one more present in the cubby underneath the bench on the landing next to the attic door. So me and Lydia got it and brought it downstairs and in it was a Wii! It was black and had two games on one disk. It had both the regular Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort. But Wii Sports Resort was all set on the island of Wahu or something, which is that one island with a volcano that I biked on. But this was for a completely different game. But they had airplanes for one of the games, and I was feeling kind of nostalgic, because I was flying over everything that I had biked through or used a dirt bike through a few years ago. Like, I was flying down the road where I had made Lydia trip dozens of times. And I flew through the tunnel I always biked down. Well, after I played Wii for awhile we left for Barb and Daves, and we went outside with Chloe and Sloane to build stuff. First we made a snowman, and then we went to our fort under the bridge in the golf course. I ended up making a pretty good fort, with a hole into the side of a dry creek bed that I could sit up in comfortably. But then we had to go in and eat. Later we got to open presents, and first me and Lydia got a video camera that was like an iPod Touch, except that where the square would be it was the record button. I didn’t really play around with it that much. Then I got a Kindle. I hope I can take it to school, because then I wouldn’t  always run out of books. And so far that’s what I’ve gotten for Christmas.

Movies

Movies rock. They're like moving pictures! Blob.

No School!

Because of all the snow on Wednesday, I didn't have to go to school yesterday. It was fun. I got to play Minecraft and Roblox all day. And we probably watched about 3 hours of Spongebob. I mean, it's always on! They could just have a Spongebob channel!

Blizzard

It snowing! A lot!

Choir Concert

I had my choir concert last night, which is why I didn't post. I was way more nervous for this than for my band concert. Maybe because I was up front. Anyway, we sang about four songs, and yeah. It was pretty uneventful.

Crazy Class Periods

You know, there are some class periods where it's really crazy. But sometimes the craziness is really funny, and other times you feel like you need a shock-prod to stay sane. My seventh grade math class and my homeroom are both the funny kind. Today in choir, it was more the shock-prod necessity.

Last Minute Projects

Sorry about not posting yesterday. I had to work on a project for school that I forgot about. I had to get 10 items that have to do with my character from the book. I kind of stretched the descriptions, but I still did it. But the kid behind me forgot to bring some stuff so he was hoping that he would be able to go on Thursday so hard it looked like he was constipated. (He really did!)

Pizza

Pizza's good. It's all cheesy and bready and meaty and stuff. And you can customize them! Breadsticks are really good too. That's a problem with DirectTV. The commercials make me hungry because they always show breadsticks or chicken or bacon hamburgers or something delicious. And then it makes me really want to go and buy it! I guess that is the point of the commercial though... Okay so somehow I got from pizza to marketing techniques. I like doing that. It's fun.

Band Concert

Sorry I didn't post last night. I was at my band concert. It was really fun. But we got there half an hour before the concert started and by 6:30, with half an hour to go, I was bored. And then it got reeeeally loud from everyone warming up. The concert was pretty good. I think a clarinet honked in a rest on the last song though. But it was fun! Especially the ice cream afterwards!

3DTin

3DTin is an awesome 3D modeling program. So far I haven't figured out anything you can't do. It's quite user-friendly, and all objects made are filed under the Creative Commons Act so you can use everybody else's projects. And there are some pretty awesome projects on there!

Getting Out of School

Today I started having a big stomache ache, but I thought it was just because I was hungry. But then after lunch it got worse and I started feeling nauseous. So I got to go to the nurse and lay down on a comfy couch. Then my dad came and picked me up and that led to me being at his office watching Minecraft videos and typing on an annoyingly loud keyboard. (It's reaaaaly annoying.)

TV

Recently I got DirectTV. It rocks. I've already watched multiple hours of Modern Marvels and a few Clash of the Gods. I love playing Minecraft and watching TV at the same time. It's fun. And commercials are funny! They're way better than computer Youtube commercials. Some are also just plain cheesy.

Some Rambling

Sorry about not posting the past few days. It's hard to get back into the swing of things. And by things I mean blogging. I need to get some more Youtube videos published. Maybe I can just use those as posts sometimes. I'm watching a video where a dude is killing spiders and dying and eating pork chops. He's funny. He once made a Jackolantern and named it Jeffrey. Then a zombie ate it. Then on a different video he blew up all the pumpkins because they weren't Jeffrey the pumpkin. Jeffrey the guard pumpkin!

Bacon

I feel like eating bacon. Bacony bacon. Bacon.

Skydaz

I might have already written about this, but Skydaz.com is an awesome website. Have you ever just thought of something that should be in Minecraft but isn't? Well,go to skydaz.com and get tons of Minecraft mods. Just go and look around!

Package Anticipation

Right now a package is traveling across the US, coming closer to my house. And in it, is awesome ThinkGeek stuff! Yay! It's due to be here on Friday. Yay! It said it just arrived at Davenport, IA. Yay! Me want awesome stuff. I've got like a T-shirt that you can play guitar on, an air bazooka, a cool pen, a few books, and some other awesome stuff. Yay! Yay! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Hot Air Balloons

Today there was a big hot air balloon that followed me home. When I had just left the school, it was pretty far away, but the longer I rode, the closer it got until it was almost above me. It was also way closer to the ground. It was pretty cool. It was going almost the same speed I was on my bike. It was so close I could here it going Phoooooom! when they put on the fire. I really want to ride on one. Maybe bring along a basket of paper airplanes and throw them off.

The Greece Myths

Sorry about not posting yesterday. It's hard to get back into the routine of blogging every day. Wait did I post yesterday? Nope I didn't. Right now I'm watching a thing about the Greek Gods. It's really interesting. I'm so glad that I have DirectTV now. I even like the commercials! Especially when they're funny. This semi-documentary is awesome. Especially if you've read Percy Jackson.

The Cuzzy Cast!

This weekend my cousins and I created a Youtube channel called, TheCuzzyCast! We'll be posting stuff about Minecraft and bacon and stuff. We need some Pac-Man on there too. That'd be funny. PAC-MAN!!!    Pacy Many. That didn't work well. Okay, here's the link; http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCuzzyCast. Go check it out!

Kitties

Today was our first day on the job at Start Over Rover. We're going to volunteer there every week now I guess. Basically all we have to do is make sure they have water, sweep the floor, clean the litter boxes, and give the kitties wuv! We've definitely got the last part down. Some of the cats climbed up the scratching poles and walked on top of the pyramids made by the tarps on top of the cages. It was pretty funny, especially when someone wanted them down.

Hello again.

Sorry about not posting until a bit after when I said I would. Having a break from blogging was good. But, I guess a vacation's not a vacation unless you're vacationing from something. So, on to the blogging! Let us type about things that have only been typed about two million times! Let us explore more fonts and different ideas! And, let me keep trying to do Star Trek thingys and failing badly! (I suck at doing those. But don't blame me! Blame my writing processor thingy in my head! I just disowned him so you can now blame him without blaming me!) (Oh and if you liked that section, too bad. I won't stab my burrito with a plastic knife anymore.) (Well okay now I'm just rambling.)

Technical Difficulties

Sorry about not posting yesterday. I was moving into my new house and don't have Internet yet. Sadly, that probably will happen quite often until we get Internet at our new house on next Wednesday. I'll try to post when I can, but I might not be able to. Sorry.

Toddlers

Toddlers are really fun, but they can also be deadly! No really, at church today there was a kid who was about two, and he pushed me to the floor and stomped on my head saying, "You dead, you dead." They're really funny. Hey, send me some of your funniest toddler stories! Please?

Speech Recognition Fail!

I realized that I haven't really done anything random recently, so I decided to use my dad's speech recognition software that doesn't actually work that well. It sometimes says some funny stuff. So here it is:
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Getting Teeth Pulled

Sorry about not posting yesterday, I didn't get around to it. Yesterday I had my top two canines pulled out. Surprisingly it hasn't started hurting until right about now. Okay, so yesterday I got out of school at around 10:30 and went to the dentist. First they numbed up the outside of my gums, then they put shots into it. Once the medicine kicked in my lip felt like it was an inch in diameter. It felt soooo weird! But cool. Then the dentist said she would just wiggle my teeth, but then she just used her tool and ripped them out. It was weird, because I could feel the roots being pulled out (and they were long) but it didn't hurt at all! And it didn't hurt until about thirty hours after. Yeah okay bye.

Youtube

Youtube is awesome. You can watch videos on almost anything, which is really helpful when you're working on something. And it's really entertaining. And you can post anything you want to. Okay, that's about it.

Teaching Noobs

Today I had gaming club again, and today I'm teaching my friend how to do stuff on Minecraft. It's kind of fun. He's like, do spider's hurt you? And then he got a creeper to come and blow it up. Beginner's luck, I guess. And he didn't listen when I told him that if you don't hit the spider in day it won't hit you. It's really funny. And when he first got on he got stuck in a hole. And also the kid sitting next to him asked what kind of weapon the seeds were.

Pop-up Ads

Pop up ads are so annoying! I actually haven't had many pop-up ads, but I have had it where it opens a window on your desktop. Or recently there'll be links that look like they go to important info, but they're just ads, on random words! It's sooo annoying! So here's a message to all you advertising people out there. Here's what people tend to think. Pop-up ad=bad=probably a scam=no clicky-clicky. If you take that to heart you'll probably make more sales! Now why am I giving business advice! I don't know! Why am I questioning myself! I have no idea! Now shoo, shoo.

Guest Post by Faith (Apparently it's also potatoes.)

Okay today I did a blog post switch off with Faith. She blogs at http://avocadopizza.blogspot.com/. So here's the post.
I am writing a guest post. Writing... writing... So! How’s the weather up there? Okay yeah, that was pathetic. I'm sorry ya'll I'm just feeling a little tired of typing things... I'm eating Chex Mix! What shall I talk about today my good people? It's hard to type in a British accent. Okay, so if you were about to get lost in the middle of a forest what would you do? Okay, what I would do is run around in circles screaming. Then, I'm make sure that my brother comes with me because he's a genius at that kind of stuff. You know, parodies are funny. Some people are pretty smart to think of funny parodies like the ones out there. Although it gets a little annoying when a song comes on the radio and someone starts singing the parody. Red and pink SO do not go together. Whoa this pretzel is shaped very abnormally. Does that make sense? Very abnormally.. I think it does. It does? Okay. Woohoo! NaNoWriMo! And puppets! It says I spelled it wrong... NOT COOL! Okay, I'm just going to send this in, 'cause you know it's a guest post and all. By MEEEEE!!! Bye now!

It cold.

Okay, the weather is just being plain weird. Yesterday at seven o'clock it was at least sixty-five degrees and thunder storming, but then a few hours later it was below freezing. And now it's so cold my teeth are chattering. (Well, almost.) It would be fine, I guess, if there was snow, but there's not even flurries. It's so annoying! There are even clouds in the sky but it's not snowing! COME ON CLOUDS, SNOW!!!

Storms

As I'm writing this, the rain can't seem to make up it's mind. It started thundering about a minute ago and started raining a ton, but then the next second the rain stopped. It's weird. But it smells good out there. Rain tends to do that I guess. Wait apparently it's sleet or hail or something. I'm going to check. No, it's just heavy rain. It's just like a summer storm! Which is weird, because we've been having frosts for weeks I think. Ehh, I guess it is Nebraska, and weather's weird here.

Digging, Jamming, and Farting

Today I didn't have school, and it's been very fun. First I played some Minecraft. I started on a new world with my cousin Emma. We found a ravine and we built stairs into it, dug a house in, built a farm room, killed some creepers, and died about fifty thousand times. It was fun. I made a two-block deep hole so I could jump into the ravine and fall and land in it. It was fun. After that we got on a Hunger Games server. It was really hard because I was lagging. And also the only thing in my inventory was a raw fish and five pairs of leather boots. Needless to say I died. After that I got on Addicting Games and escaped from the mall. It's fun when your trying to explain how to do something in it. I was like, okay get the popcorn then feed it to the fish, or grab the plunger and break the glass. Yeah then Guinea Pigs tried to kill all the humans in the world. (No comment.) After the impending guinea pig invasion, I tried out Google Jam. It's pretty fun. The best part was the autoplay, because then people think you're great at that instrument even when you suck. After the static got unbearable, we started playing around with Google Effects in the hangout. It's fun. They have fart sounds and stuff. And then we started watching Minecraft music videos. And that's where I am right now. And I might just be singing along.

Earth's History in Under a Minute

I found this really cool video. I do not own this video or anything. I wish I did though.

And the winner is...Obama/bacon!

I know that you've probably heard tons of election stuff recently, but I'm one of the only place that did only two things, and they were a day apart! Okay, so as you probably have heard already, Obama won the election. But what was surprising, was that not many people actually talked about the election at school. I guess they'd discussed it enough. Well. I guess that's that until 2016 or so. Hopefully this blog will still be alive and kicking! Or posting. I guess. Okay bye!

Wind

Wind makes everything windy. Really, it does! Well I guess that's kind of a given, I mean. And congratulations, I've turned into a babbling idiot. Okay here's a highly scientific definition of wind. All around the Earth there are thousands of giant blue monkeys having a contest for what side can blow their boats across the ocean first, but they never make it more than two feet, but their breath encircles the globe, hence creating, wind. And apparently a big majority of those big blue monkeys aim for Nebraska. Maybe they think the grass will push their ship. Well, who knows? They're giant blue monkeys, I don't know how they reason. And you can compare my giant blue monkey comparison to politics. If you want, I guess. It seems people always want to make weird comparisons and analogies to politics from everything.

The Election

As you probably know, the election is tomorrow. Although I don't really have much to write about, considering I don't get to vote for another eight years or so. I think Barack Obama is going to win this election, partly because at school in the election he got almost seventy percent of the votes. But then again, at least half of the kids at Barr are Hispanic, so that probably explains a bunch of it. Okay bye.

Chopsticks

Chopsticks are kind of fun when you know how to use them. Although they're kind of hard to use at first. Well, hard to use them properly. I just stab the stuff. It's easier. The problem with them is that most of the time the food just flips and flies away.

Star Trek Again

Last night I got my cousin to start watching Star Trek The Next Generation. I watched it with him so I could explain some stuff to him. You know, I never realized how cramped the Enterprise D's engineering section is. Voyager's engineering section is way more open. And I never realized how cheesy the first episode was. I think they get less cheesy as the series goes on. But it was fun to see all those characters again. Okay bye and may the Force be with you. (Waaait, wrong series. Sorry!)

Graham Crackers

Graham crackers are really good. They're also just plain cool. I mean, they taste good, and they're splittable, so if there's only one left in the package you can split it evenly! Or not evenly, depending on the circumstances. And when they're cinnamony, they're extra good. They're like nom nom nomish. I wonder what the word "graham" means. Let's Google it! Here:

gra·ham/gram/

Adjective:

Denoting unsieved whole-wheat flour, or cookies or bread made from this: "a box of graham crackers". And yes (no), I wrote that myself.

Running

Today I had running club. I ran about two miles. (Well, not ran. Partly walked.) We started from Barr and ran all the way to Blaine. About halfway through there was Stolley Park. It had a crossing light across the street, and Barr did too. So on the way back I saw the Stolley Park stoplight and thought it didn't look like two miles. I was encouraging myself by saying I was almost there, but then I realized that it was just the Stolley Park one, which was only about halfway there, so that was kind of depressing. But I made it, although with a big headache which I still have now an hour later.

Halloweenish

Last night was Halloween. I got home too late and I was too tired to blog so now I'm doing it now! I wasn't going to dress up for Halloween, but then about an hour before we were going to go I decided I wanted to do it. I ended up going as a robber, with black pants, black shirt, and a mask thingamabob. I also had my pillowcase slung over my shoulder and filled it with candy. I think it worked better than just a plastic pumpkin because it matched my costume. I ended up getting a pretty good haul, but I miss when my cousins still lived in town. We would go trick or treating together, and then go back to their house and all six of us would spread out our candy and trade. It was almost like the stock market or something. And we all got what we wanted. Like, I would have nothing I don't like, and a stack of thirty Smarties, a dozen Nerds, a bunch of Laffy Taffies, etc. It was awesome.

Trumpet

I just started taking trumpet lessons and it's really fun. But sometimes I have to play out on the front porch because my sister kicked me out. But the trumpet is fun because it's loud, and it's really annoying to my sister. I really want to learn how to play Revelry (you know, the song they play in the army to wake you up) so I can wake up my sister. If she's late I can go in her room and go use the trumpet to do whatever you call it when you squack or something like that. It's fun! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Umm..ookay. a.k.a Guest Post by Emma!

Hi peeps! I'm guest blogging again 'cause Samuel asked me too. I actually have no idea what to blog about so this is gonna be kinda random. I really wanna jump up and start dancing the Gangnam Style dance. It's so popular all of a sudden! For some reason I always assume popular stuff is probably really stupid. I should probably stop doing it because I usually end up liking it. But I like it when you can say "I liked that before it was popular." I know this is probably a really lame   

blog post but to brighten it up a little I'm going to give you something completely random I came up with a couple months ago: When a flying pig lands a spaceship in your backyard, go milk a cow with a moldy pizza, then after you jumped off a cliff onto a giant jello trampoline, eat a magic gummy bear that turns you invisible. Then ask a guy for the time and scare his pants off. Then feed his pants to a chicken and ride it cross country while yelling "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" Then tango with an octopus and give an evil giraffe a leaf blower. Then get vacuumed up by a giant ant and eaten by a lego man. THE END!

Bonfires

Last night during our fall festival we lit a bonfire in this semi-finished chiminea thingamabob that my dad built. It's really fun throwing in big sticks and handfuls of leaves and making it go all FOOMy. And burning stuff is basically accelerated composting. And it's more fun than putting it in a bucket and waiting a few months for it to turn to dirt! But the problem with roasting hot dogs is that when you take it out it's burning hot but it cools down so fast that it's ice cold before you even finish. Oh and my dad was roasting a marshmallow (pre-squished!), and he turned to me to tell me something, and the moment he turned his head his marshmallow burst into flames. Lol!

Halloween

As you probably know, Halloween is coming up this Wednesday. To tell you the truth, I don't really like the costumes, I just like the candy and fun plastic swords and stuff. And I'm (well, my sister and dad) are having a fall festival sort of thing. We're going to have some bacon hanging on a string. I might just steal some when no one's looking!

Stuffish!

Today I'm going to write about a lot of stuff. (I hope.) Because you know what? I've been writing little short posts for a long time so today I'm going to treat you (or horrify you, depending on the circumstances) with a long post but it's probably only going to have about a sentence about each topic so then I can write more about them later because I wouldn't want to eliminate a big amount of things I could blog about. Wow, I've already written more than I've written a lot before just introducing it! (Okay that didn't make much sense.) Okay, here goes.
If you search for zerg rush on Google you get to shoot little O's that are trying to eat your search results.

Okay that's all I got because I then had to save and closed and then I forgot about it until I was in bed so my dad let me finish this off. So it ended a bit early. So what? This has still been a pretty long blog post. Okay now Ciao or whatever that word is!

Uhh.. I forgot.

You know what's been the problem recently? I've come up with great ideas of what I should blog about, but the problem is I think of them in the morning. And by the time I get home and start to blog, whoop! I have no idea what I was going to blog about. Oh and now I forgot where I was going with this. If you can't tell I have a bad short term memory.

Guest Post by Mark a.k.a. My Dad

I want a new car. 

A $20,000 Avalon. 

Something sleek, that will impress sleek, good-looking people. 

However, with that money, I could be very nearly out of debt.

Alternatively, I could buy a computer for my creative Adobe endeavors, and get my marketing-for-nonprofits business going. 

And buy almost every musical instrument that I have ever wanted. In fact, while mulling over the beautiful Avalon that Lydia and I test drove, I picked a Musician’s Friend Fall catalog out of the mail box. $20,000 would go a long way in that magazine. 

Thus, my choice is, drive in style and comfort, and look good to the Fresas. Or drive in a geek-mobile, while spending money on things that would impress the geeks. Who do I really want to impress, anyway?

Snow

I can't wait until it starts to snow here. But I'm not so sure it will snow that much this year cause we're in a drought. Which is sad, because snow is really fun. And fluffy. And cold. And wet. And sticky. And wintery. And it makes great building materials. And also, what's better than sitting curled up on the couch with a warm blanket and a good book during Christmas break while it's snowing outside!

We're International!

Guys, I just want to say thanks for reading. Thanks to you, (well sort of) A Kid's View of The World is being read internationally! Here's all the countries that have read this:
United States
Russia
United Kingdom
South Korea
Brazil
Germany
Ukraine
Malaysia
Zimbabwe
China
Ireland
Philippines

Again, thanks! Keep it up!

Duct Tape

Duct tape is awesome. Just think about all the uses!
1. Fixing spacecraft.
2. Making boats.
3. Taping stuff.
4. Making cannons.
5. Making shields with hula-hoops.
6. Making nets.
7. Tying someone up.
8. Making more stuff.

Storm Hockey

Last night I got to go to a Tri-City Storm hockey game. It was boring at first but then it got exciting. I guess that's sports. Oh and we got whooped. For part of it it looked like we might come back but then they made the stupid decision to get rid of their goalie to get another player. So right after they pulled the goalie the other team scored by deflecting it off the wall. (They weren't even aiming!) So at the end of the game we lost about 9-3 or something like that.

Confessions of a 9-year-old

Today my sister confessed to a bunch of things today. Like this!
"I just whine like a turd until I get what I want."
"I got out of vacuuming by pretending to take a nap!" Okay maybe there weren't as many as I thought there would be. I want a big foam finger thingamabob. Then when Lydia attacked I could poke her in the stomach with my big finger. Boop!

Trivia

Today I had Quiz Bowl. Basically it's a trivia competition. It was really fun except my group kept on banning me from clicking stuff because I was too impulsive because I clicked the answer too fast. I think I'm going to try some trivia right now.

Noobs

For most gamers, noobs are the bane of their existense. But I think that us gamers should have a different perspective on those lovely new players. We should change our opinion based on one thing. They're so fun to kill! I mean, you get on some noon's Minecraft LAN server where he was stupid enough to op everyone. So I got on and turned my gamemode to creative mode and got full diamond armor. Then I gave him a bunch of bones to give to a wolf to tame it. But then he hit it with it! Needless to say it killed him. So we should change our opinions about them. I mean they are quality entertainment! (Well maybe not quality, but definitely entertainment!)

My Sister's Representation of Me

Spy Kids 2

Right now I'm watching the movie Spy Kids 2. It's pretty awesome but part of it is pretty unrealistic. Part of it is the gadgets and the other part is that the government wouldn't actually employ a bunch of kids as spies. But it's still a very entertaining movie. You should watch it.

Pool Noodles

Pool noodle floaty things are actually quite useful.
1. They float.
2. They make good props.
3. You can make a ton of stuff with them.
4. They actually make good drumsticks
5. They make great swords!!!

Lol

This is something my sister found somewhere;

Dog's Diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
  9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
  9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
  1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
  3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
  5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
  7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
  8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Cat's Diary:

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

Kaboom!

Explosions are awesome. Blowing stuff up is too. But the problem is I've never actually blown anything up other than fireworks. I really just want to get a car and fill it with TNT then make it go boom. Kaboom kaboom kaboom kaboom kaboom!!!

Hi

Sorry guys but I've been missing a lot of posts recently. But I have been making up for it. And you guys need to send me angry emails when I miss it. (Seriously!!!) And if you don't I'll bob you. Like this! Bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you Okay I'm done.

Cousins (Again)

Today I was with my two of my cousins and we laid chaos on the neighborhood!!! Well, not really. But it included prank knocking, almost beating up someone (or getting beaten up), meeting some hobos, dramatic wipeouts freaking out unsuspecting drivers, about falling in a sewer (that was Isaac), chasing cats, and stealing popsicles. And that was for only for a couple hours. We'll see how it goes when we're together all day on Saturday. (Oh and if you hear an explosion it was probably us.)

Gaming Club

Today they had a gaming club at school. Basically I just played Minecraft for half an hour. What was funny was that there were about a dozen Players, which basically is a person who is playing offline. But there can only be one on a server at a time so they kept kicking each other off.

Gravel Minions

Yesterday I made gravel minions in Minecraft! I made a big tower of them and then broke the block out from under them and then they fell down the hole going hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut. And then they made a big stack into the blackness. Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut go go go my gravel minions!!! Go go go!!!

My Dream Bike

My dream bike would have a rocket engine, force field, smoke screen, lasers, heat-seeking missiles, ejector seat (well, maybe not), retractable wings, cloaking device, GPS, cup holders, XM radio, video streaming, autopilot, heater/air conditioner, voice control, teleporter device, grappling hook, Internet browser, voice activated phone, a pop machine, a toilet, and a bacon dispenser.

Blobbity Blob Blob Blob

Me no write random for long time so me write randomish. Blob blob blob blob blob blob blob bomb,bob Blake bob blbmblbmblboblboblboblbo lbo Leo Leo Leo Leo l o lblob boo lb l lbo lob that supposed to be blob blob blob not eijrgfkgfkgjgkrgktibogkblgobkboblboblbob.boblboblbobo stupid and awesome iPad spellcheck

Guest Post by Lydia

Listen to this:

If Santa comes in your yard when its summer, run to the nearest furniture store and ask for a puppy. Then run down the street and yell ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE EPIC ELMO IS COMING!’. Then go to the kitchen and rub cheese all over your big brother.  Then play the harmonica to your cousin. Then take your cat, pull its tail, and make gun sounds. -Lydia

BWHAHAHAHAHA! Okay I'm done.

Thanks guys.

You know, I've said this a lot before, but I just spend about five minutes every day writing this blog, and I get on and check and I have like at least ten views a day! And that's a lot considering I don't think I put that many interesting things on here. Not that I'm complaining!

My First Film

Here's a video I made, with the help of my sister.

Oh and I didn't want to make this at first (I was on break!) but she dragged me out of bed and stood on me so I would do it.

Oh and I know I'm not a very good dancer. Don't comment about that.

Pop

Pop's really good, mainly because it has a lot of sugar and carbonation. I wonder how people came up with carbonated drinks. I mean, it could have just been someone saying, I think I'll pour this in this and this in this and hope a really good drink that will make people fat and have health problems comes out.

First Day of Some Month!

As you probably know, it's the first day of..wait...is it November?...wait yeah it's October. All the leaves are falling off the trees, and then the ground gets all crunchy. But at least for me it's been really hot still. What's up with that? It's supposed to be cooling down! But I guess it's nice for barbecues. The downside is the pool's been closed for at least a month and there's still been 80-95 degree temps outside! Well sure you could swim in a little pool or at the Y or something but none of those have wave pools or water slides! And that is why there are marshmallows.

Swimming

Swimming's fun. Except when it's not. You can be all splishy splashyish and go jump jump jump jump jump splash! Here's the order; change, shower, run, get yelled at, slip, slide, walk up stairs, walk, bounce, jump, fly, splash, sink, swim, breathe, get landed on...

Wipeout

Wipeout is an awesome TV show where people wipe out. To clarify, it's a show where contestants try not to wipe out off of big foam obstacles suspended above water. And if you win you get $50,000. I want to sometimes just run through all the obstacles without competing or with the painful stuff running. It'd be like jump slip bounce fall splash.

Popcorn

Sometimes I wonder how humans discovered popcorn. Maybe they tried to just cook some corn and it popped. Or maybe there was a fire in a corn field. Or maybe they were playing early football, and somebody made a touchdown to a tree, and they were eating celebration corn around the tree and the tree got struck by lightning. Anyway, popcorn is really good, (especially with a lot of butter) and is also really good at getting stuck in your teeth. But still, it's good for nomming on. Nomnomnomnomnom.

Staying Home Alone

(Oh and sorry for missing the last two days. I was busy and as always I'll make up for it.)
       On Thursday I got to stay home all day because I didn't have school. It was pretty awesome because I basically got to play on the computer for the longest time I ever have. And I got to watch literally hours of Mythbusters. I think I probably learned more that day than I would in school.

Limeades for Learning

Limeades for Learning is a thing made by Sonic and some charity. Basically you vote for the projects you like and then when they get enough votes the projects get funded. Go look for some and read the descriptions. Then vote! (Oh and ask for some tickets at Sonic. I got sixty when I asked. It just kept rolling and rolling out the window.

Epic Wars

Whether it's running around trying to hit each other with PVC pipes, throwing pieces of rubber at first graders intent on destroying you, or blowing up stuff in Minecraft, epic wars are awesome. Just go have one.  Now. Gogogo.

Skipping Grades

Starting Monday, I get to go to a seventh grade math class instead of a regular math class. It will probably be pretty fun. And there's a ten minute time difference between the sixth grade schedule and the seventh grade schedule so I'll get to leave science five minutes early and get to math five minutes late. And I'll even get ten minutes after to have a study hall before my next class, which is great because I didn't have ES (study hall) because I had choir and band. The only problem I foresee is that the sixth graders are on the bottom floor. The seventh grade floor is on the third and one half floor. So I'll have to sprint up four flights of stairs every day.

Skateboarding

Today I tried skateboarding at the skate park. Basically the most daring I got was going down a three foot ramp, but it was fun! But for some reason my foot hurts whenever I try to do an ollie. And I already got my first skateboarding injury!

Temple Run

Temple Run is a highly addictive app. I've been playing it for an hour and a half already today. Run, jump, slide, dash, darn, got eaten!

Sleeping

For me, if I'm tired, I just get on the computer. But for my dad he just takes a nap. I like sleeping in once I'm already asleep, but if I take a nap when I wake up I get a weird taste in my mouth and stuff. But I am pretty tired so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Faithy's Guest Post

This is my attempt at being super formal and serious. So, to do that, I’m going to say what I learned in school today. 1. When drawing during school, it is very important to have an eraser. 2. When using water displacement, you must slide the object, so it does not splash. 3. When singing, you must open your mouth wide to make the O sound. Say it’s name. 4. You must write THREE sentences. Did you catch that? THREE sentences while answering questions on your Civics tests. 5. If you don’t pay attention in Algebra she’ll randomly call on you and you might fall out of your chair. 6. During lunch: you eat. 7. If your English teacher is scary, you should pay attention and call on people you don’t like. 8. During gym, just stand there and do nothing and the teacher won’t even notice. 9. On the bus. Sit and eat Twix to your heart’s content! THANK YOU!!!

Tests

I've been having a lot of tests in school recently. I'd have to say I like tests because you don't actually learn anything and you tend to get to read for a lot of the class period. And sometimes you get to watch videos and stuff after them. Hey, how about you write your ideas about it in the comments! (I wish I could get a forum on here.)

Top Ten Minecraft Songs!

10 Ways to Relieve Stress

1. Snuggle a fuzzy something.
2. Eat bacon.
3. Watch TV.
4. Cuddle up and read a book.
5. Punch stuff. (Preferably not someone's head.)
6. Use one of those fancy balloon filled with sand stress reliever thingamabobs.
7. Blow up something. (But try not to get the fire department and/or police to come.)
8. DANCE!!! (This may not apply to some people. Don't do it if it causes more stress.)
9. Run around and do cartwheels and stuff.
10. BANG ON DRUMS AND STUFF! BU DUM CHING! YEAH! (Yelling in capital letters also helps.)

Notes from a Guinea Pig

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Khan Academy

Khan Academy is a website where you can learn stuff. It has thousands of videos on all subjects, like history, science, computer programming, animation by code, and math. And it has all sorts of awards and stuff. Go check it out at www.khanacademy.com.

WarLight

WarLight is a game on Google Hangouts. In it you compete for world domination by getting armies and attacking your friends. So go get some friends.

2K VIEWS!!!

YEAH THIS BLOG HAS GOTTEN 2K VIEWS!!! BOO YAH! Okay now I got my energy out. And for being faithful readers you get a little poem. Here goes: Fred ate a marshmallow. Then he puked in a wheelbarrow. How'd you like it? Okay bye.

Guesty Posty by Emma

You know what I've always wanted to do? TABLEFLIP! This blog might not make much sense because I'm watching my brother watch a show about NINJAS!!!!!!!! HIYA!!!!!!!! I want to run outside and fly away! But I don't have a private helicopter. :( Why do private helicopters cost so much? I mean, they'd make a lot more sales if they lowered there prices. Alot. Like, several thousand dollars. I wish I was a superhuman, and I could shapeshift into a wolf and breathe fire!!! I know that doesn't make much sense but imagine a Fire Wolf! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME SAUCE!!! (Heh heh, sauce..) NO ZANE!!! BEAT HIM SILLY!!! Lol I'm watching TV so I gotta go and eat some pie! BAI!!!!! (Hey!!! That rhymes!!!)  

Donuts

Donuts are fun. They taste good, and they're a different shape than most foods. And you can make your own! Just get some of those biscuit thingys that you pop open, stretch it out, pop a hole in the middle and then put it in some grease. Oh and then roll it in cinnamon mixed with sugar. Nommy. But they don't make tractor tire donuts anymore. Those were really good. Okay bye and I know I say that a lot but I don't care so bye.

Question of the Week!

I've decided to add a weekly quiz to my blog. You can find it on the right side of this page directly underneath the +1 button. You should be able to find it. If not,

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That probably won't help. But I wanted to draw an arrow. Don't ask.
So anyway, I'll probably also talk about it the day after and maybe add a pathetic witty comment.

Guest Post by Faith

I was wondering why cheese is so cheesy. Like, if butterflies have wings then crackers should be buttery. Right? I mean, it makes perfect sense if you think about it. For a loooong time. Also, it’s Sunday which means tomorrow we have to go to school so here’s what I think! Cheerios are delicious. They are my favorite food! Cereal.... I even labeled the box mine! I even wrote NO TOUCHY on it but people still touched it! Let’s just say I was not pleased. AT ALL! I ate some Raisin Bran too. It wasn’t as good as I remember.... Now if you’ll excuse me I have some very secretive things I have to go do. TOP SECRET! You’re not allowed to know. Because if you do know, I will have to.... KISS YOU!!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!! Okay, I’m going to go pretend I’m a cat. And that, my friends, is why you don’t blow on old ladies. -Faith

Wow

Let me just say, wow. I've already had more than 1900 views. I had no idea that it would become this popular. And I didn't know I would be able to blog everyday for more than two months. Let me just say, thanks for reading.

Thinkgeek

www.thinkgeek.com  is the best place for getting geeky stuff. I could literally spend hours looking at all their stuff. They have bacon stuff, gadgets, Star Trek stuff, and I don't want to keep listing stuff, and yeah. Oh and they have really funny descriptions. So go look. It's probably better than this post.

Cheese Puffs

Cheese puffs are one of the finer foods in life. I mean, who doesn't like cheese? And they're all puffy and stuff. It even leaves marks when you touch stuff!!! Cheese puffs are probably on my top five favorite food list. I'm going to go eat some right now. Nom nom nom nom nom. (Oh and they make great tree art, as Nate/Ike (see I included you. I'm not all mean.) have shown.)

Blob

Why blobs you may ask? Of all the things I could blog about, (which actually isn't that many), why would I pick that? Why couldn't he blog about pepperoni or post pictures of his new treehouse (cause I'm lazy that's why)? Why is he listing questions I probably wouldn't ask? Okay because blobs are cool. They're just all blobby and stuff. And it's just fun to say it. Blob blob blob blob blob blob blob. Okay bye.

Go pet a puppy.

Puppies are really cute. They play a lot and then they get tired and snuggle you. So go pet a puppy. It'll cheer you up. And if you don't have a puppy go beg your parents for one, or just go to a friends house and steal their puppy and snuggle it, then return it. So, basically do what the title says.

Poptropica

This is one that most of you probably already know about. Poptropica is a website where there are different islands where you need to finish a mission. It was created by Jeff Kinney, the same guy that wrote Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Guest Post by Lydia

Okay we got a guinea pig so Lyd wrote a guest blog post about it. 

Our new pet Alfie is awesome!!!!!! He is a Guinea pig. He’s white with red eyes. Alfie looks

evil, but he is very sweet. When you hold him, he tries to climb up you. We got him last night.

(9/1/12) He knocked his bowl over when he ate, but we gave him a new one. He also gets on

his plastic igloo, and goes to the bathroom on his igloo. When we went to get him, he

burrowed in his bag of Timothy Hay. We said he was thinking ‘I’ve got the motherlode!

Bwahahahahaha!!!’ We couldn’t really get him out, but when we did, he had little pieces of

hay on his nose! Teehee. Alfie says “Squeak!!!!!”

But he actually didn't.

Treehouse

Today I started building a treehouse in our backyard. Its going to be attached to the tree on one end and then stick out and be supported by some 2 by 4's on the other end. Hopefully we can build a roof over part of it eventually. Also I'm going to try to put a rope with a pulley so then we can put stuff in a basket and then send stuff over to the house. Oh and I'm typing this on an iPad today too. I don't know what I'd do without spellcheck on this thing.

Hi

Recently I've been having a lot of trouble trying to decide what to blog about. Well, not really. I just need to think about it for about 5 minutes. Well, today I went to the State Fair again, this time with school. But I've been typing about that for the past days. Oh and I'm typing this on my Dad's iPad. Sorry if you were expecting something better today.

Addicting Games

www.addictinggames.com is an awesome site for games. It has games for just about everything. There's not that much else to blog about it. Just go and look at it.

Randomness Number Whatever

I think I'll write some randomness stuff around every two weeks. And the last time I wrote was 14 days ago.
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State Fair Adventure

I went to the State Fair again today and went on the Sky Tram first thing. I went in the same car with Lydia. She turned around, and her arm hit my glasses, and sent them flying 30 feet to the ground. Luckily they didn't shatter; the only damage was the lens popping out. But the frame was too tight to snap it back in place so we had to wait until we got home to loosen the frame and pop it back in. So then I had to walk around for the rest of the fair having every sign a blur. But at least I could see if I was going to run into something. In a way it was a good thing. I didn't have to worry that at the top of the Ferris Wheel my glasses would fall off and play Plinko all the way down, bouncing off of every metal strut to the ground far below.

A Little Quiz

Today's post is going to see how much you can remember about this blog. Try to answer the questions without looking back through it. So here goes. 

1. Who was the first interview I ever posted about?

2. Who was the Terrific Ten written by?

3. How often have I posted about randomness? (Within 2)

4. What dinner theater did I go to?

5. True or False: I blogged about the NFL.

Now go back and check yourself (all of the answers are in the blog.) Here's the scale;

1-2: Ehh. Not bad. Maybe you should go back through and read it some more.

3-4: Nice job, loyal reader.

5: Woah. Kinda freaking me out there.

Legos

Lego's are great toys for kids and an adult's inner kid. There are literally thousands of different parts, and you can use them to build almost anything. They're a lot of fun for kids, who can let their imagination dictate what they play with, so if they wanted to be a rock star that day they could build a guitar, or if they wanted to be an astronaut they could build a rocket. They're fun for adults too, who can recreate characters or scenes from movies, TV shows, or just everyday life. And don't forget the just plain crazy creations, like life-sized cars, or a 16-foot long battleship. So if you have some Lego's, go play with them. And if you don't, go beg your parents (or the part of you that doesn't want to spend money) to go get some, because, let's face it, Lego's are just plain awesome!

IMax

Earlier today I went the the Hastings Museum and saw the 3D film Tornado Alley. It turned out to be about the same experiment that I had read a bunch about in one of the Popular magazines I get. It also was about a vehicle that was pretty much a tank (except without the turret) that was for getting inside tornadoes. Here's a wiki article about it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tornado_Intercept_Vehicle

State Fair

Sorry I didn't post yesterday, I was at the State Fair until around 8:30 and then we had to drive home so we had to go to bed when we got home. We watched some shows then went to the Sky Tram. It was pretty cool but it was sprinkling when we got on so the rain was flying in our faces. Me and Lyd were shivering the whole time. After that we looked at all the outdoor vendors. (Case IH had a pedal-powered ferris wheel at their booth.) Then we looked at the inside ones. The Central Community College booth had a 3D printer, although it wasn't running. And they had a remote control car that you build in one of the classes. I really want to take some of those classes soon.

Bikes

Bikes are cool. They're one of the best forms of transportation around. And they're definitely the best kind of transport that doesn't burn fossil fuels. You can go pretty fast and far too. And if you have a bunch of old ones they're great for hacking and using the pedals and stuff. I once saw someone who turned a bike into a sled thing by putting two skis on the back and one on the steering thing. So go out and bike! (Yeah I don't know why I've been ending like that recently.)

OpenTTD

OpenTTD stands for Open Transport Tycoon Deluxe. Basically it's a game where you build roads, train tracks, canals, and airports, to connect different towns and industries. For example, you can make a bus route between two cities to transport people. Or make a train route between a coal mine and a power plant. Then you try to get some money. It's pretty difficult. (For me.)  http://www.openttd.org/en/

Ikey Loves Dora!

Now we get a post from Ike. (Thanks Ike!) And this was what I was going to blog about today so nice coincidence Ike. But I guess I told him to watch it... Anyway, here it is:

Dora is awesome!!! Well, when she has a remote that will make explosions and she's not animated and she has a gun and likes to kill bad guys. (woo hoo dora!)  I can't put the video here 'cause I'm not using blogger, I'm emailing this to Samuel who will put it on the blog. So I'll put a link.   http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U  IT'S AWESOME!! Basically, Swiper takes something and Dora gets a gun and a remote that makes explosions and goes and gets him!! WWOOOO HOOOOOO DORA!!! Someone pleeeaasse make that into a movie. It would rock. Okay, I'm done. Sorry for the short post, I'm not really an expert on blogging.

Ike just so you know that post was longer than most of mine! Oh and I posted the video for you.

Watermelons!

Watermelons are delicious. And in the past they were a sign of success. (Little history for you.) And they make you pee. All in all they're a great fruit. But alas, no one knows how to pick one! You see people knocking on them in stores, but no one really knows what they're listening for. (I think.) Well, that's a nice little something on watermelons. Now I want some. I WANT WATERMELON BUT MY SISTER ATE IT ALL WAAAH!!! I'm good.

BattleBots

 BattleBots is a robot competition where basically there are different robots and they try to slice each other up. Just go to YouTube and search for either Battlebots or Robot Wars. Both are pretty awesome. They have saw blades and knives and there are saw blades coming out of the floor that they have to avoid and stuff. And for Robot Wars there are other robots that come out and try to kill the disabled robot after the other one has injured it. It's completely awesome.

I Can Has Cheezburger

www.icanhascheezburger.com is an awesome website with a bunch of funny animal pictures with captions. I could literally spend hours looking through it all. You should go. And maybe even make your own. It's pretty popular cause, you know, kitties are just plain funny!

One Thing To Cheer You Up

By now most of us are pretty much back in the dreary endless grind of school. Sometimes it can be depressing. But one thing that always cheers me up is saying funny words! Marshmallow and bob are my two top favorites. And try turning an ordinary word into a word like a cuss word. It helps relieve stress (at least for me) and also cheers you up. For example, I've basically turned Bob into my multi-purpose word. I can use it for insults and cussing without getting in trouble, mainly because it doesn't hurt anybody's feelings and sometimes it can make them laugh! It started out just saying it consciously a few times a day, and then within a few days it worked it's way into my subconscious and now I say it without thinking about it. So, I challenge you to take a random word and make it into your multipurpose word. And it helps if the word is one syllable. Just try different words and see if any one of them works it way into your brain. Then tell me about it in the comments!

Pwease Send in Guest Posts? Pwease!!!

Yeah as the title says I need people to send me blog posts. And also, digital begging can be fun! Yeah I ran out of ideas for today so I thought posting this would take care of today's post, get posts for later, and have a humorous title. (Hopefully.) So...yeah. Send in posts!

Middle School

So far middle school isn't bad. That's partly because I haven't learned anything. But I think I've figured out my good teachers and the sort of bad ones. And having a locker combination is fun! And I think one of the best things is that, because I think it's prepared onsite, the food is way better than elementary school! Even if one of the main dishes is gross, there's a different one! But you want to know the best part about lunch? Free water! (That was sarcasm you know.)

RANDOMNESS!!!

I just realized that I haven't typed random stuff for almost 22 DAYS!!! (Yeah geeks don't really like making guesses when figuring it out doesn't, you know, take a few hours. I get way too hungry to do that.)(Oh and say the next part in a game show announcer voice.) So now it's time for...RANDOMNESS!!! Right after these messages from our sponsors...


And we're back! Now, for those of you who are new to the show, here's how it works:
Each contestant will have to say the most random thing possible. After all three people have gone, our judges will judge the paragraphs. And here, WE, GOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bob: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon cheese bacon marshmallow bob you bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon cheeseburger bacon bacon crazy hamster bacon bacon bacon bacon cheeeeeeeeeese.

Now that's a nice bacony sentence.  Now on to Joe.

Joe: Now, if a zebra falls out of the sky into your backyard, grab a frying pan and hit it with a rubber chicken. Then call a taxi, throw a potato in the back, and run down the street like a psychotic goose. Ride your trashcan into the candy store, eat a carrot, and hop on a mail truck. Hitchhike to NASA, tie yourself to a rocket, light it with a pig, and go to Mars. Steal a jetpack from the little green men, then go back to Earth. After that, go to the park and
Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down a bit buddy. Okay, you passed the limit for the randomish, although it was pretty random. Now on to Steve.

Steve: I was sippin’ a drink made of coconut and mango, with some pineapple juice too.
Then I saw a guy wearing a banana suit, and I said, Hey you!

Take me down, to banana world,
take me down, to banana world
take me down, to banana world
Yeah yeah yeah
He took me on a boat to the middle of the sea,
and I said

Ooooooohh!!! Steve passed the limit also!

Now let's go to the judges.

Well, Bob's was not that random. But the baconness makes it awesome. 7.5!

Joe's was a classic Faithism, one which would have been worth a 10 if he had not gone over the limit. 7.5!

And Steve's was a bit new. A random thing in song form! But, again, he passed the limit. 7.5!

It's a tie! Congratulations contestants! And we'll be back! Or not! On the next episode, of, RANDOMNESS!!!

Last Day of Freedom

Today is the last day of summer vacation. (At least for me.) Tomorrow it's back to school. But there are some good things about the fall. For one, you can jump in leaves and stuff.  And Halloween. And...yeah that's all I got.

Bats

Recently there's been a bat in the First Baptist Church in Hastings flying around. This morning it started flying around the sanctuary during the announcements. A lot of people thought it was a bird. I think bats are pretty cool. I mean, they hang upside down, can collapse their skeletons to fit under doors, and are one of the only mammals that can fly! Their wings are also cool. They're like arms and stick forward when they fly. And they help eat mosquito's!

Koolaid!

Today was the main day of Kool-Aid Days in Hastings NE, which is the hometown of Kool-Aid. It had the worlds largest Kool-Aid stand! Kool-Aid's awesome. I mean, it's a powder, then you mix water and sugar with it and it makes a delectable drink! Kool-Aid is the savior of thirsty kids everywhere!

Random Blog Updates

Yeah like the title says here's some random updates on this blog's status.
1. I still haven't had anybody ask for an invite to the game Glitch. So if you want it hurry and comment!
2. So far I've still had at least a few views everyday for the complete life of my blog! Thanks for being loyal readers!
3. Because school is starting I might have to switch to posting three times a week. I'll tell you if I plan to switch.
4. But you can help me keep posting everyday by sending me ideas and sending in guest posts! So far I've only had one guest post (Faith.) And if you have your own blog or website I'll put a link on it so a portion of people who see my blog will go to yours!

So that's the most important updates. I guess. Well they're not really updates...more just like random pieces of info...Okay forget this bottom part. You never saw it. ;)

Smash Lab

Smash Lab is a TV show that's sort of like Mythbusters, because they blow stuff up. But Smash Lab gets assigned problems (car crash, car off a cliff, hijacked big rig) and they have to come up with solutions. It's a pretty awesome TV show and if you have Netflix you should watch it.

Back to School

So school starts in a week, at least for me. So back to the endless cycle of waking up early, getting ready, going to school, sit in a bunch of different rooms for absolutely no reason at all and listen to some random person ramble on about some random subject. Well, maybe it's not like that. But you at least get to see your friends and stuff. If only they didn't make you learn stuff!

Dinner Theaters

I went to the Boulder Dinner Theater with my cousins for Cinderella. I didn't really like the dinner part, (vegetarian tamales with corn all mushed up and stuff. Bleagh. And not even any pop.) But the theater part was awesome. The Cinderella wasn't like the Disney one. It was like a comedy and I was laughing out loud for at least half of it. And the guys playing the two stepsisters were HILARIOUS!!!

10 Things To Do On Roadtrips

1. Read
2. Listen to audiobooks. (Seriously. I listened to Gulliver's Travels for probably 4 hours on my recent trip.)
3. Eat. (Ask for 20 piece chicken nuggets at McDonalds. It's only 80 cents more than the 10 pieces, and it occupies you for at least 20 minutes.)
4. Listen to the radio.
5. Play on electronic gadgets.
6. Talk. Be social. Bleah.
7. Argue with your siblings.
8. Look out the window.
9. Sleep.
10. SING!!! (And make everybody else cry.)

Glitch

Glitch is an awesome game. It's in Beta though. You either need someone to invite you or get on the long waiting list for it. The first person who writes a comment with their email address and says they want an invite I'll send them and invite. And maybe if someone else does ask the person who did get it can invite them and it can spread. Oh and you can only get 3 invites. Here it is, (even though it's obvious) www.glitch.com

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb is an awesome TV show. If you don't know what it is fine. Phineas and Ferb is about two brothers who build humongous stuff every day. It basically has three plots that mix together. There's Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb's older sister named Candace, who is trying to bust the boys, and their pet platypus who is actually a secret agent who fights against the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz. And Dr. Doofenshmirtz's rays make the boys inventions disappear right before Candace drags their mom into the backyard to bust them. It's an awesome show.

Olympics Again

I know I posted about this less than a week ago, but hey, the Olympics are awesome. As my cousin said: Colorful donkeys that ride rainbows are dangerous. -Nathan
Wait, wrong quote. Oh, my dad said: When the Olympics come around, everyone's interested in sports. -Mark

Vacation and Other Stuff

I'll be going on vacation in Colorado and I won't be able to post for the next week. So I'll make up for it by giving you 7 posts, which should more than be enough. Sorry if they're not a very high quality (what, I've only got about an hour to write all these.) Oh and please keep getting on at least once a day so I can keep my streak of having at least one view a day. (Seriously, I've had at least one view everyday (well actually more like at least 5) since I started this blog.) Again, thanks for supporting!

P.S. Oh and this post counts as one of the seven.

Cousins here again.

Again my cousins are here. This time even though they've only been here a day we've already started a band (no name yet) and written our first song, Take Me To Banana World. Here's the chorus,
Take me down, to Banana World,
take me down, to Banana World,
take me down, to Banana World,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
 Here's the gist of it; a guy wants to go to Banana World, he asks a guy in a banana suit to take him, the guy takes him out in a boat, then pushes him out, then he gets eaten by a giant banana, then he's happy.

Star Trek

Star Trek is awesome!!! I mean, if you're a geek you have to watch Star Trek. I mainly watch the TV shows. Right now I'm watching Voyager. I think that if you haven't watched Star Trek you should. I started on The Next Generation, which I think is a good one to start with. The original ones are kind of cheesy. Anyway. Oh and I'll be going on vacation in Colorado starting on Thursday. Please tell me if you'd rather have a bunch of posts now to make up for it, schedule them to post everyday, or have a bunch at the end.

Guest Post by FAITH!!!

For the first guest post on this blog, Faith wrote a weird story for me. She writes a lot at her blog www.avocadopizza.blogspot.com

So, French Fries, by Faith Harvey.

If I could fly I would zoom around the world and visit all the different places that are fun and cool! Like the Eiffel Tower, and the Colosseum, and the Leaning Tower of Pizza! And if I could shrink, I would shrink a lot. Also, if I were a pen, I think I’d be a black pen. No forget that! That’s BOOOOOOOOORING!!!!! I’d be purple! Or blue or green! No purple, blue, AND green!!! Totally!!! I can’t wait!!! I also hope that we have mashed potatoes for breakfast. I mean lunch. I don’t know what I mean!!! Somebody help me!!!!!!!!!! And that, my friends, is why Purple Poopy Pancakes should be illegal.

Marshmallows!

Marshmallows are funny objects. They're squishy and sticky. They also make great projectiles. And they're just fun to say! Marshmallow marshmallow marshmallow... I don't like eating them though...Anyway.

Olympics

Last night I stayed up watching the Olympics opening ceremony (as a lot of you probably did as well.) I think it was really cool. (The giant baby head was kind of creepy though. (But at least it wasn't floating.)) The Queen jumping out of the helicopter with James Bond was also pretty awesome. And I think it was pretty cool with the 204 countries' little flames into a one huge flame. And if you didn't see it, there are probably dozens of Youtube videos of it. (Duh.)

Guest Blogging!

I've decided to let people write posts and if I like it I'll post it on here. (Actually I'll probably post every one.)  
So write about something, and send the document to me at omputercay.eekgay@gmail.com!

NYAN CAT!!!

Here's the lyrics: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Etc.