Wind

Wind makes everything windy. Really, it does! Well I guess that's kind of a given, I mean. And congratulations, I've turned into a babbling idiot. Okay here's a highly scientific definition of wind. All around the Earth there are thousands of giant blue monkeys having a contest for what side can blow their boats across the ocean first, but they never make it more than two feet, but their breath encircles the globe, hence creating, wind. And apparently a big majority of those big blue monkeys aim for Nebraska. Maybe they think the grass will push their ship. Well, who knows? They're giant blue monkeys, I don't know how they reason. And you can compare my giant blue monkey comparison to politics. If you want, I guess. It seems people always want to make weird comparisons and analogies to politics from everything.