My Dream Bike

My dream bike would have a rocket engine, force field, smoke screen, lasers, heat-seeking missiles, ejector seat (well, maybe not), retractable wings, cloaking device, GPS, cup holders, XM radio, video streaming, autopilot, heater/air conditioner, voice control, teleporter device, grappling hook, Internet browser, voice activated phone, a pop machine, a toilet, and a bacon dispenser.