Guest Post by Faith

I was wondering why cheese is so cheesy. Like, if butterflies have wings then crackers should be buttery. Right? I mean, it makes perfect sense if you think about it. For a loooong time. Also, it’s Sunday which means tomorrow we have to go to school so here’s what I think! Cheerios are delicious. They are my favorite food! Cereal.... I even labeled the box mine! I even wrote NO TOUCHY on it but people still touched it! Let’s just say I was not pleased. AT ALL! I ate some Raisin Bran too. It wasn’t as good as I remember.... Now if you’ll excuse me I have some very secretive things I have to go do. TOP SECRET! You’re not allowed to know. Because if you do know, I will have to.... KISS YOU!!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!! Okay, I’m going to go pretend I’m a cat. And that, my friends, is why you don’t blow on old ladies. -Faith