RANDOMNESS!!!

I just realized that I haven't typed random stuff for almost 22 DAYS!!! (Yeah geeks don't really like making guesses when figuring it out doesn't, you know, take a few hours. I get way too hungry to do that.)(Oh and say the next part in a game show announcer voice.) So now it's time for...RANDOMNESS!!! Right after these messages from our sponsors...


And we're back! Now, for those of you who are new to the show, here's how it works:
Each contestant will have to say the most random thing possible. After all three people have gone, our judges will judge the paragraphs. And here, WE, GOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bob: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon cheese bacon marshmallow bob you bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon cheeseburger bacon bacon crazy hamster bacon bacon bacon bacon cheeeeeeeeeese.

Now that's a nice bacony sentence.  Now on to Joe.

Joe: Now, if a zebra falls out of the sky into your backyard, grab a frying pan and hit it with a rubber chicken. Then call a taxi, throw a potato in the back, and run down the street like a psychotic goose. Ride your trashcan into the candy store, eat a carrot, and hop on a mail truck. Hitchhike to NASA, tie yourself to a rocket, light it with a pig, and go to Mars. Steal a jetpack from the little green men, then go back to Earth. After that, go to the park and
Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down a bit buddy. Okay, you passed the limit for the randomish, although it was pretty random. Now on to Steve.

Steve: I was sippin’ a drink made of coconut and mango, with some pineapple juice too.
Then I saw a guy wearing a banana suit, and I said, Hey you!

Take me down, to banana world,
take me down, to banana world
take me down, to banana world
Yeah yeah yeah
He took me on a boat to the middle of the sea,
and I said

Ooooooohh!!! Steve passed the limit also!

Now let's go to the judges.

Well, Bob's was not that random. But the baconness makes it awesome. 7.5!

Joe's was a classic Faithism, one which would have been worth a 10 if he had not gone over the limit. 7.5!

And Steve's was a bit new. A random thing in song form! But, again, he passed the limit. 7.5!

It's a tie! Congratulations contestants! And we'll be back! Or not! On the next episode, of, RANDOMNESS!!!