Hello again.

Sorry about not posting until a bit after when I said I would. Having a break from blogging was good. But, I guess a vacation's not a vacation unless you're vacationing from something. So, on to the blogging! Let us type about things that have only been typed about two million times! Let us explore more fonts and different ideas! And, let me keep trying to do Star Trek thingys and failing badly! (I suck at doing those. But don't blame me! Blame my writing processor thingy in my head! I just disowned him so you can now blame him without blaming me!) (Oh and if you liked that section, too bad. I won't stab my burrito with a plastic knife anymore.) (Well okay now I'm just rambling.)

Technical Difficulties

Sorry about not posting yesterday. I was moving into my new house and don't have Internet yet. Sadly, that probably will happen quite often until we get Internet at our new house on next Wednesday. I'll try to post when I can, but I might not be able to. Sorry.

Toddlers

Toddlers are really fun, but they can also be deadly! No really, at church today there was a kid who was about two, and he pushed me to the floor and stomped on my head saying, "You dead, you dead." They're really funny. Hey, send me some of your funniest toddler stories! Please?

Speech Recognition Fail!

I realized that I haven't really done anything random recently, so I decided to use my dad's speech recognition software that doesn't actually work that well. It sometimes says some funny stuff. So here it is:
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Getting Teeth Pulled

Sorry about not posting yesterday, I didn't get around to it. Yesterday I had my top two canines pulled out. Surprisingly it hasn't started hurting until right about now. Okay, so yesterday I got out of school at around 10:30 and went to the dentist. First they numbed up the outside of my gums, then they put shots into it. Once the medicine kicked in my lip felt like it was an inch in diameter. It felt soooo weird! But cool. Then the dentist said she would just wiggle my teeth, but then she just used her tool and ripped them out. It was weird, because I could feel the roots being pulled out (and they were long) but it didn't hurt at all! And it didn't hurt until about thirty hours after. Yeah okay bye.

Youtube

Youtube is awesome. You can watch videos on almost anything, which is really helpful when you're working on something. And it's really entertaining. And you can post anything you want to. Okay, that's about it.

Teaching Noobs

Today I had gaming club again, and today I'm teaching my friend how to do stuff on Minecraft. It's kind of fun. He's like, do spider's hurt you? And then he got a creeper to come and blow it up. Beginner's luck, I guess. And he didn't listen when I told him that if you don't hit the spider in day it won't hit you. It's really funny. And when he first got on he got stuck in a hole. And also the kid sitting next to him asked what kind of weapon the seeds were.

Pop-up Ads

Pop up ads are so annoying! I actually haven't had many pop-up ads, but I have had it where it opens a window on your desktop. Or recently there'll be links that look like they go to important info, but they're just ads, on random words! It's sooo annoying! So here's a message to all you advertising people out there. Here's what people tend to think. Pop-up ad=bad=probably a scam=no clicky-clicky. If you take that to heart you'll probably make more sales! Now why am I giving business advice! I don't know! Why am I questioning myself! I have no idea! Now shoo, shoo.

Guest Post by Faith (Apparently it's also potatoes.)

Okay today I did a blog post switch off with Faith. She blogs at http://avocadopizza.blogspot.com/. So here's the post.
I am writing a guest post. Writing... writing... So! How’s the weather up there? Okay yeah, that was pathetic. I'm sorry ya'll I'm just feeling a little tired of typing things... I'm eating Chex Mix! What shall I talk about today my good people? It's hard to type in a British accent. Okay, so if you were about to get lost in the middle of a forest what would you do? Okay, what I would do is run around in circles screaming. Then, I'm make sure that my brother comes with me because he's a genius at that kind of stuff. You know, parodies are funny. Some people are pretty smart to think of funny parodies like the ones out there. Although it gets a little annoying when a song comes on the radio and someone starts singing the parody. Red and pink SO do not go together. Whoa this pretzel is shaped very abnormally. Does that make sense? Very abnormally.. I think it does. It does? Okay. Woohoo! NaNoWriMo! And puppets! It says I spelled it wrong... NOT COOL! Okay, I'm just going to send this in, 'cause you know it's a guest post and all. By MEEEEE!!! Bye now!

It cold.

Okay, the weather is just being plain weird. Yesterday at seven o'clock it was at least sixty-five degrees and thunder storming, but then a few hours later it was below freezing. And now it's so cold my teeth are chattering. (Well, almost.) It would be fine, I guess, if there was snow, but there's not even flurries. It's so annoying! There are even clouds in the sky but it's not snowing! COME ON CLOUDS, SNOW!!!

Storms

As I'm writing this, the rain can't seem to make up it's mind. It started thundering about a minute ago and started raining a ton, but then the next second the rain stopped. It's weird. But it smells good out there. Rain tends to do that I guess. Wait apparently it's sleet or hail or something. I'm going to check. No, it's just heavy rain. It's just like a summer storm! Which is weird, because we've been having frosts for weeks I think. Ehh, I guess it is Nebraska, and weather's weird here.

Digging, Jamming, and Farting

Today I didn't have school, and it's been very fun. First I played some Minecraft. I started on a new world with my cousin Emma. We found a ravine and we built stairs into it, dug a house in, built a farm room, killed some creepers, and died about fifty thousand times. It was fun. I made a two-block deep hole so I could jump into the ravine and fall and land in it. It was fun. After that we got on a Hunger Games server. It was really hard because I was lagging. And also the only thing in my inventory was a raw fish and five pairs of leather boots. Needless to say I died. After that I got on Addicting Games and escaped from the mall. It's fun when your trying to explain how to do something in it. I was like, okay get the popcorn then feed it to the fish, or grab the plunger and break the glass. Yeah then Guinea Pigs tried to kill all the humans in the world. (No comment.) After the impending guinea pig invasion, I tried out Google Jam. It's pretty fun. The best part was the autoplay, because then people think you're great at that instrument even when you suck. After the static got unbearable, we started playing around with Google Effects in the hangout. It's fun. They have fart sounds and stuff. And then we started watching Minecraft music videos. And that's where I am right now. And I might just be singing along.

Earth's History in Under a Minute

I found this really cool video. I do not own this video or anything. I wish I did though.

And the winner is...Obama/bacon!

I know that you've probably heard tons of election stuff recently, but I'm one of the only place that did only two things, and they were a day apart! Okay, so as you probably have heard already, Obama won the election. But what was surprising, was that not many people actually talked about the election at school. I guess they'd discussed it enough. Well. I guess that's that until 2016 or so. Hopefully this blog will still be alive and kicking! Or posting. I guess. Okay bye!

Wind

Wind makes everything windy. Really, it does! Well I guess that's kind of a given, I mean. And congratulations, I've turned into a babbling idiot. Okay here's a highly scientific definition of wind. All around the Earth there are thousands of giant blue monkeys having a contest for what side can blow their boats across the ocean first, but they never make it more than two feet, but their breath encircles the globe, hence creating, wind. And apparently a big majority of those big blue monkeys aim for Nebraska. Maybe they think the grass will push their ship. Well, who knows? They're giant blue monkeys, I don't know how they reason. And you can compare my giant blue monkey comparison to politics. If you want, I guess. It seems people always want to make weird comparisons and analogies to politics from everything.

The Election

As you probably know, the election is tomorrow. Although I don't really have much to write about, considering I don't get to vote for another eight years or so. I think Barack Obama is going to win this election, partly because at school in the election he got almost seventy percent of the votes. But then again, at least half of the kids at Barr are Hispanic, so that probably explains a bunch of it. Okay bye.

Chopsticks

Chopsticks are kind of fun when you know how to use them. Although they're kind of hard to use at first. Well, hard to use them properly. I just stab the stuff. It's easier. The problem with them is that most of the time the food just flips and flies away.

Star Trek Again

Last night I got my cousin to start watching Star Trek The Next Generation. I watched it with him so I could explain some stuff to him. You know, I never realized how cramped the Enterprise D's engineering section is. Voyager's engineering section is way more open. And I never realized how cheesy the first episode was. I think they get less cheesy as the series goes on. But it was fun to see all those characters again. Okay bye and may the Force be with you. (Waaait, wrong series. Sorry!)

Graham Crackers

Graham crackers are really good. They're also just plain cool. I mean, they taste good, and they're splittable, so if there's only one left in the package you can split it evenly! Or not evenly, depending on the circumstances. And when they're cinnamony, they're extra good. They're like nom nom nomish. I wonder what the word "graham" means. Let's Google it! Here:

gra·ham/gram/

Adjective:

Denoting unsieved whole-wheat flour, or cookies or bread made from this: "a box of graham crackers". And yes (no), I wrote that myself.

Running

Today I had running club. I ran about two miles. (Well, not ran. Partly walked.) We started from Barr and ran all the way to Blaine. About halfway through there was Stolley Park. It had a crossing light across the street, and Barr did too. So on the way back I saw the Stolley Park stoplight and thought it didn't look like two miles. I was encouraging myself by saying I was almost there, but then I realized that it was just the Stolley Park one, which was only about halfway there, so that was kind of depressing. But I made it, although with a big headache which I still have now an hour later.

Halloweenish

Last night was Halloween. I got home too late and I was too tired to blog so now I'm doing it now! I wasn't going to dress up for Halloween, but then about an hour before we were going to go I decided I wanted to do it. I ended up going as a robber, with black pants, black shirt, and a mask thingamabob. I also had my pillowcase slung over my shoulder and filled it with candy. I think it worked better than just a plastic pumpkin because it matched my costume. I ended up getting a pretty good haul, but I miss when my cousins still lived in town. We would go trick or treating together, and then go back to their house and all six of us would spread out our candy and trade. It was almost like the stock market or something. And we all got what we wanted. Like, I would have nothing I don't like, and a stack of thirty Smarties, a dozen Nerds, a bunch of Laffy Taffies, etc. It was awesome.