Trumpet

I just started taking trumpet lessons and it's really fun. But sometimes I have to play out on the front porch because my sister kicked me out. But the trumpet is fun because it's loud, and it's really annoying to my sister. I really want to learn how to play Revelry (you know, the song they play in the army to wake you up) so I can wake up my sister. If she's late I can go in her room and go use the trumpet to do whatever you call it when you squack or something like that. It's fun! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Umm..ookay. a.k.a Guest Post by Emma!

Hi peeps! I'm guest blogging again 'cause Samuel asked me too. I actually have no idea what to blog about so this is gonna be kinda random. I really wanna jump up and start dancing the Gangnam Style dance. It's so popular all of a sudden! For some reason I always assume popular stuff is probably really stupid. I should probably stop doing it because I usually end up liking it. But I like it when you can say "I liked that before it was popular." I know this is probably a really lame   

blog post but to brighten it up a little I'm going to give you something completely random I came up with a couple months ago: When a flying pig lands a spaceship in your backyard, go milk a cow with a moldy pizza, then after you jumped off a cliff onto a giant jello trampoline, eat a magic gummy bear that turns you invisible. Then ask a guy for the time and scare his pants off. Then feed his pants to a chicken and ride it cross country while yelling "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" Then tango with an octopus and give an evil giraffe a leaf blower. Then get vacuumed up by a giant ant and eaten by a lego man. THE END!

Bonfires

Last night during our fall festival we lit a bonfire in this semi-finished chiminea thingamabob that my dad built. It's really fun throwing in big sticks and handfuls of leaves and making it go all FOOMy. And burning stuff is basically accelerated composting. And it's more fun than putting it in a bucket and waiting a few months for it to turn to dirt! But the problem with roasting hot dogs is that when you take it out it's burning hot but it cools down so fast that it's ice cold before you even finish. Oh and my dad was roasting a marshmallow (pre-squished!), and he turned to me to tell me something, and the moment he turned his head his marshmallow burst into flames. Lol!

Halloween

As you probably know, Halloween is coming up this Wednesday. To tell you the truth, I don't really like the costumes, I just like the candy and fun plastic swords and stuff. And I'm (well, my sister and dad) are having a fall festival sort of thing. We're going to have some bacon hanging on a string. I might just steal some when no one's looking!

Stuffish!

Today I'm going to write about a lot of stuff. (I hope.) Because you know what? I've been writing little short posts for a long time so today I'm going to treat you (or horrify you, depending on the circumstances) with a long post but it's probably only going to have about a sentence about each topic so then I can write more about them later because I wouldn't want to eliminate a big amount of things I could blog about. Wow, I've already written more than I've written a lot before just introducing it! (Okay that didn't make much sense.) Okay, here goes.
If you search for zerg rush on Google you get to shoot little O's that are trying to eat your search results.

Okay that's all I got because I then had to save and closed and then I forgot about it until I was in bed so my dad let me finish this off. So it ended a bit early. So what? This has still been a pretty long blog post. Okay now Ciao or whatever that word is!

Uhh.. I forgot.

You know what's been the problem recently? I've come up with great ideas of what I should blog about, but the problem is I think of them in the morning. And by the time I get home and start to blog, whoop! I have no idea what I was going to blog about. Oh and now I forgot where I was going with this. If you can't tell I have a bad short term memory.

Guest Post by Mark a.k.a. My Dad

I want a new car. 

A $20,000 Avalon. 

Something sleek, that will impress sleek, good-looking people. 

However, with that money, I could be very nearly out of debt.

Alternatively, I could buy a computer for my creative Adobe endeavors, and get my marketing-for-nonprofits business going. 

And buy almost every musical instrument that I have ever wanted. In fact, while mulling over the beautiful Avalon that Lydia and I test drove, I picked a Musician’s Friend Fall catalog out of the mail box. $20,000 would go a long way in that magazine. 

Thus, my choice is, drive in style and comfort, and look good to the Fresas. Or drive in a geek-mobile, while spending money on things that would impress the geeks. Who do I really want to impress, anyway?

Snow

I can't wait until it starts to snow here. But I'm not so sure it will snow that much this year cause we're in a drought. Which is sad, because snow is really fun. And fluffy. And cold. And wet. And sticky. And wintery. And it makes great building materials. And also, what's better than sitting curled up on the couch with a warm blanket and a good book during Christmas break while it's snowing outside!

We're International!

Guys, I just want to say thanks for reading. Thanks to you, (well sort of) A Kid's View of The World is being read internationally! Here's all the countries that have read this:
United States
Russia
United Kingdom
South Korea
Brazil
Germany
Ukraine
Malaysia
Zimbabwe
China
Ireland
Philippines

Again, thanks! Keep it up!

Duct Tape

Duct tape is awesome. Just think about all the uses!
1. Fixing spacecraft.
2. Making boats.
3. Taping stuff.
4. Making cannons.
5. Making shields with hula-hoops.
6. Making nets.
7. Tying someone up.
8. Making more stuff.

Storm Hockey

Last night I got to go to a Tri-City Storm hockey game. It was boring at first but then it got exciting. I guess that's sports. Oh and we got whooped. For part of it it looked like we might come back but then they made the stupid decision to get rid of their goalie to get another player. So right after they pulled the goalie the other team scored by deflecting it off the wall. (They weren't even aiming!) So at the end of the game we lost about 9-3 or something like that.

Confessions of a 9-year-old

Today my sister confessed to a bunch of things today. Like this!
"I just whine like a turd until I get what I want."
"I got out of vacuuming by pretending to take a nap!" Okay maybe there weren't as many as I thought there would be. I want a big foam finger thingamabob. Then when Lydia attacked I could poke her in the stomach with my big finger. Boop!

Trivia

Today I had Quiz Bowl. Basically it's a trivia competition. It was really fun except my group kept on banning me from clicking stuff because I was too impulsive because I clicked the answer too fast. I think I'm going to try some trivia right now.

Noobs

For most gamers, noobs are the bane of their existense. But I think that us gamers should have a different perspective on those lovely new players. We should change our opinion based on one thing. They're so fun to kill! I mean, you get on some noon's Minecraft LAN server where he was stupid enough to op everyone. So I got on and turned my gamemode to creative mode and got full diamond armor. Then I gave him a bunch of bones to give to a wolf to tame it. But then he hit it with it! Needless to say it killed him. So we should change our opinions about them. I mean they are quality entertainment! (Well maybe not quality, but definitely entertainment!)

My Sister's Representation of Me

Spy Kids 2

Right now I'm watching the movie Spy Kids 2. It's pretty awesome but part of it is pretty unrealistic. Part of it is the gadgets and the other part is that the government wouldn't actually employ a bunch of kids as spies. But it's still a very entertaining movie. You should watch it.

Pool Noodles

Pool noodle floaty things are actually quite useful.
1. They float.
2. They make good props.
3. You can make a ton of stuff with them.
4. They actually make good drumsticks
5. They make great swords!!!

Lol

This is something my sister found somewhere;

Dog's Diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
  9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
  9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
  1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
  3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
  5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
  7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
  8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Cat's Diary:

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

Kaboom!

Explosions are awesome. Blowing stuff up is too. But the problem is I've never actually blown anything up other than fireworks. I really just want to get a car and fill it with TNT then make it go boom. Kaboom kaboom kaboom kaboom kaboom!!!

Hi

Sorry guys but I've been missing a lot of posts recently. But I have been making up for it. And you guys need to send me angry emails when I miss it. (Seriously!!!) And if you don't I'll bob you. Like this! Bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you bob you Okay I'm done.

Cousins (Again)

Today I was with my two of my cousins and we laid chaos on the neighborhood!!! Well, not really. But it included prank knocking, almost beating up someone (or getting beaten up), meeting some hobos, dramatic wipeouts freaking out unsuspecting drivers, about falling in a sewer (that was Isaac), chasing cats, and stealing popsicles. And that was for only for a couple hours. We'll see how it goes when we're together all day on Saturday. (Oh and if you hear an explosion it was probably us.)

Gaming Club

Today they had a gaming club at school. Basically I just played Minecraft for half an hour. What was funny was that there were about a dozen Players, which basically is a person who is playing offline. But there can only be one on a server at a time so they kept kicking each other off.

Gravel Minions

Yesterday I made gravel minions in Minecraft! I made a big tower of them and then broke the block out from under them and then they fell down the hole going hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut. And then they made a big stack into the blackness. Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut go go go my gravel minions!!! Go go go!!!

My Dream Bike

My dream bike would have a rocket engine, force field, smoke screen, lasers, heat-seeking missiles, ejector seat (well, maybe not), retractable wings, cloaking device, GPS, cup holders, XM radio, video streaming, autopilot, heater/air conditioner, voice control, teleporter device, grappling hook, Internet browser, voice activated phone, a pop machine, a toilet, and a bacon dispenser.

Blobbity Blob Blob Blob

Me no write random for long time so me write randomish. Blob blob blob blob blob blob blob bomb,bob Blake bob blbmblbmblboblboblboblbo lbo Leo Leo Leo Leo l o lblob boo lb l lbo lob that supposed to be blob blob blob not eijrgfkgfkgjgkrgktibogkblgobkboblboblbob.boblboblbobo stupid and awesome iPad spellcheck

Guest Post by Lydia

Listen to this:

If Santa comes in your yard when its summer, run to the nearest furniture store and ask for a puppy. Then run down the street and yell ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE EPIC ELMO IS COMING!’. Then go to the kitchen and rub cheese all over your big brother.  Then play the harmonica to your cousin. Then take your cat, pull its tail, and make gun sounds. -Lydia

BWHAHAHAHAHA! Okay I'm done.

Thanks guys.

You know, I've said this a lot before, but I just spend about five minutes every day writing this blog, and I get on and check and I have like at least ten views a day! And that's a lot considering I don't think I put that many interesting things on here. Not that I'm complaining!

My First Film

Here's a video I made, with the help of my sister.

Oh and I didn't want to make this at first (I was on break!) but she dragged me out of bed and stood on me so I would do it.

Oh and I know I'm not a very good dancer. Don't comment about that.

Pop

Pop's really good, mainly because it has a lot of sugar and carbonation. I wonder how people came up with carbonated drinks. I mean, it could have just been someone saying, I think I'll pour this in this and this in this and hope a really good drink that will make people fat and have health problems comes out.

First Day of Some Month!

As you probably know, it's the first day of..wait...is it November?...wait yeah it's October. All the leaves are falling off the trees, and then the ground gets all crunchy. But at least for me it's been really hot still. What's up with that? It's supposed to be cooling down! But I guess it's nice for barbecues. The downside is the pool's been closed for at least a month and there's still been 80-95 degree temps outside! Well sure you could swim in a little pool or at the Y or something but none of those have wave pools or water slides! And that is why there are marshmallows.