Swimming

Swimming's fun. Except when it's not. You can be all splishy splashyish and go jump jump jump jump jump splash! Here's the order; change, shower, run, get yelled at, slip, slide, walk up stairs, walk, bounce, jump, fly, splash, sink, swim, breathe, get landed on...

Wipeout

Wipeout is an awesome TV show where people wipe out. To clarify, it's a show where contestants try not to wipe out off of big foam obstacles suspended above water. And if you win you get $50,000. I want to sometimes just run through all the obstacles without competing or with the painful stuff running. It'd be like jump slip bounce fall splash.

Popcorn

Sometimes I wonder how humans discovered popcorn. Maybe they tried to just cook some corn and it popped. Or maybe there was a fire in a corn field. Or maybe they were playing early football, and somebody made a touchdown to a tree, and they were eating celebration corn around the tree and the tree got struck by lightning. Anyway, popcorn is really good, (especially with a lot of butter) and is also really good at getting stuck in your teeth. But still, it's good for nomming on. Nomnomnomnomnom.

Staying Home Alone

(Oh and sorry for missing the last two days. I was busy and as always I'll make up for it.)
       On Thursday I got to stay home all day because I didn't have school. It was pretty awesome because I basically got to play on the computer for the longest time I ever have. And I got to watch literally hours of Mythbusters. I think I probably learned more that day than I would in school.

Limeades for Learning

Limeades for Learning is a thing made by Sonic and some charity. Basically you vote for the projects you like and then when they get enough votes the projects get funded. Go look for some and read the descriptions. Then vote! (Oh and ask for some tickets at Sonic. I got sixty when I asked. It just kept rolling and rolling out the window.

Epic Wars

Whether it's running around trying to hit each other with PVC pipes, throwing pieces of rubber at first graders intent on destroying you, or blowing up stuff in Minecraft, epic wars are awesome. Just go have one.  Now. Gogogo.

Skipping Grades

Starting Monday, I get to go to a seventh grade math class instead of a regular math class. It will probably be pretty fun. And there's a ten minute time difference between the sixth grade schedule and the seventh grade schedule so I'll get to leave science five minutes early and get to math five minutes late. And I'll even get ten minutes after to have a study hall before my next class, which is great because I didn't have ES (study hall) because I had choir and band. The only problem I foresee is that the sixth graders are on the bottom floor. The seventh grade floor is on the third and one half floor. So I'll have to sprint up four flights of stairs every day.

Skateboarding

Today I tried skateboarding at the skate park. Basically the most daring I got was going down a three foot ramp, but it was fun! But for some reason my foot hurts whenever I try to do an ollie. And I already got my first skateboarding injury!

Temple Run

Temple Run is a highly addictive app. I've been playing it for an hour and a half already today. Run, jump, slide, dash, darn, got eaten!

Sleeping

For me, if I'm tired, I just get on the computer. But for my dad he just takes a nap. I like sleeping in once I'm already asleep, but if I take a nap when I wake up I get a weird taste in my mouth and stuff. But I am pretty tired so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Faithy's Guest Post

This is my attempt at being super formal and serious. So, to do that, I’m going to say what I learned in school today. 1. When drawing during school, it is very important to have an eraser. 2. When using water displacement, you must slide the object, so it does not splash. 3. When singing, you must open your mouth wide to make the O sound. Say it’s name. 4. You must write THREE sentences. Did you catch that? THREE sentences while answering questions on your Civics tests. 5. If you don’t pay attention in Algebra she’ll randomly call on you and you might fall out of your chair. 6. During lunch: you eat. 7. If your English teacher is scary, you should pay attention and call on people you don’t like. 8. During gym, just stand there and do nothing and the teacher won’t even notice. 9. On the bus. Sit and eat Twix to your heart’s content! THANK YOU!!!

Tests

I've been having a lot of tests in school recently. I'd have to say I like tests because you don't actually learn anything and you tend to get to read for a lot of the class period. And sometimes you get to watch videos and stuff after them. Hey, how about you write your ideas about it in the comments! (I wish I could get a forum on here.)

Top Ten Minecraft Songs!

10 Ways to Relieve Stress

1. Snuggle a fuzzy something.
2. Eat bacon.
3. Watch TV.
4. Cuddle up and read a book.
5. Punch stuff. (Preferably not someone's head.)
6. Use one of those fancy balloon filled with sand stress reliever thingamabobs.
7. Blow up something. (But try not to get the fire department and/or police to come.)
8. DANCE!!! (This may not apply to some people. Don't do it if it causes more stress.)
9. Run around and do cartwheels and stuff.
10. BANG ON DRUMS AND STUFF! BU DUM CHING! YEAH! (Yelling in capital letters also helps.)

Notes from a Guinea Pig

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Khan Academy

Khan Academy is a website where you can learn stuff. It has thousands of videos on all subjects, like history, science, computer programming, animation by code, and math. And it has all sorts of awards and stuff. Go check it out at www.khanacademy.com.

WarLight

WarLight is a game on Google Hangouts. In it you compete for world domination by getting armies and attacking your friends. So go get some friends.

2K VIEWS!!!

YEAH THIS BLOG HAS GOTTEN 2K VIEWS!!! BOO YAH! Okay now I got my energy out. And for being faithful readers you get a little poem. Here goes: Fred ate a marshmallow. Then he puked in a wheelbarrow. How'd you like it? Okay bye.

Guesty Posty by Emma

You know what I've always wanted to do? TABLEFLIP! This blog might not make much sense because I'm watching my brother watch a show about NINJAS!!!!!!!! HIYA!!!!!!!! I want to run outside and fly away! But I don't have a private helicopter. :( Why do private helicopters cost so much? I mean, they'd make a lot more sales if they lowered there prices. Alot. Like, several thousand dollars. I wish I was a superhuman, and I could shapeshift into a wolf and breathe fire!!! I know that doesn't make much sense but imagine a Fire Wolf! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME SAUCE!!! (Heh heh, sauce..) NO ZANE!!! BEAT HIM SILLY!!! Lol I'm watching TV so I gotta go and eat some pie! BAI!!!!! (Hey!!! That rhymes!!!)  

Donuts

Donuts are fun. They taste good, and they're a different shape than most foods. And you can make your own! Just get some of those biscuit thingys that you pop open, stretch it out, pop a hole in the middle and then put it in some grease. Oh and then roll it in cinnamon mixed with sugar. Nommy. But they don't make tractor tire donuts anymore. Those were really good. Okay bye and I know I say that a lot but I don't care so bye.

Question of the Week!

I've decided to add a weekly quiz to my blog. You can find it on the right side of this page directly underneath the +1 button. You should be able to find it. If not,

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That probably won't help. But I wanted to draw an arrow. Don't ask.
So anyway, I'll probably also talk about it the day after and maybe add a pathetic witty comment.

Guest Post by Faith

I was wondering why cheese is so cheesy. Like, if butterflies have wings then crackers should be buttery. Right? I mean, it makes perfect sense if you think about it. For a loooong time. Also, it’s Sunday which means tomorrow we have to go to school so here’s what I think! Cheerios are delicious. They are my favorite food! Cereal.... I even labeled the box mine! I even wrote NO TOUCHY on it but people still touched it! Let’s just say I was not pleased. AT ALL! I ate some Raisin Bran too. It wasn’t as good as I remember.... Now if you’ll excuse me I have some very secretive things I have to go do. TOP SECRET! You’re not allowed to know. Because if you do know, I will have to.... KISS YOU!!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!! Okay, I’m going to go pretend I’m a cat. And that, my friends, is why you don’t blow on old ladies. -Faith

Wow

Let me just say, wow. I've already had more than 1900 views. I had no idea that it would become this popular. And I didn't know I would be able to blog everyday for more than two months. Let me just say, thanks for reading.

Thinkgeek

www.thinkgeek.com  is the best place for getting geeky stuff. I could literally spend hours looking at all their stuff. They have bacon stuff, gadgets, Star Trek stuff, and I don't want to keep listing stuff, and yeah. Oh and they have really funny descriptions. So go look. It's probably better than this post.

Cheese Puffs

Cheese puffs are one of the finer foods in life. I mean, who doesn't like cheese? And they're all puffy and stuff. It even leaves marks when you touch stuff!!! Cheese puffs are probably on my top five favorite food list. I'm going to go eat some right now. Nom nom nom nom nom. (Oh and they make great tree art, as Nate/Ike (see I included you. I'm not all mean.) have shown.)

Blob

Why blobs you may ask? Of all the things I could blog about, (which actually isn't that many), why would I pick that? Why couldn't he blog about pepperoni or post pictures of his new treehouse (cause I'm lazy that's why)? Why is he listing questions I probably wouldn't ask? Okay because blobs are cool. They're just all blobby and stuff. And it's just fun to say it. Blob blob blob blob blob blob blob. Okay bye.

Go pet a puppy.

Puppies are really cute. They play a lot and then they get tired and snuggle you. So go pet a puppy. It'll cheer you up. And if you don't have a puppy go beg your parents for one, or just go to a friends house and steal their puppy and snuggle it, then return it. So, basically do what the title says.

Poptropica

This is one that most of you probably already know about. Poptropica is a website where there are different islands where you need to finish a mission. It was created by Jeff Kinney, the same guy that wrote Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Guest Post by Lydia

Okay we got a guinea pig so Lyd wrote a guest blog post about it. 

Our new pet Alfie is awesome!!!!!! He is a Guinea pig. He’s white with red eyes. Alfie looks

evil, but he is very sweet. When you hold him, he tries to climb up you. We got him last night.

(9/1/12) He knocked his bowl over when he ate, but we gave him a new one. He also gets on

his plastic igloo, and goes to the bathroom on his igloo. When we went to get him, he

burrowed in his bag of Timothy Hay. We said he was thinking ‘I’ve got the motherlode!

Bwahahahahaha!!!’ We couldn’t really get him out, but when we did, he had little pieces of

hay on his nose! Teehee. Alfie says “Squeak!!!!!”

But he actually didn't.

Treehouse

Today I started building a treehouse in our backyard. Its going to be attached to the tree on one end and then stick out and be supported by some 2 by 4's on the other end. Hopefully we can build a roof over part of it eventually. Also I'm going to try to put a rope with a pulley so then we can put stuff in a basket and then send stuff over to the house. Oh and I'm typing this on an iPad today too. I don't know what I'd do without spellcheck on this thing.