Randomish

Today's post is inspired by my cousin Faith. She writes a lot of random stuff at her blog: http://www.avocadopizza.blogspot.com/ So here goes:

If a wild turkey walks into your yard and pecks your grill, grab a pizza and put it in the sink. Then peel a banana, and run down the street yelling "Giant fish apocalypse!" Then stop at the park, dip your head in the lake, then go to the airport, hire an airplane, drop a rock out above your yard and scare away the turkey. Then go start a pest control company.