RANDOMNESS!!!

I just realized that I haven't typed random stuff for almost 22 DAYS!!! (Yeah geeks don't really like making guesses when figuring it out doesn't, you know, take a few hours. I get way too hungry to do that.)(Oh and say the next part in a game show announcer voice.) So now it's time for...RANDOMNESS!!! Right after these messages from our sponsors...


And we're back! Now, for those of you who are new to the show, here's how it works:
Each contestant will have to say the most random thing possible. After all three people have gone, our judges will judge the paragraphs. And here, WE, GOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bob: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon cheese bacon marshmallow bob you bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon cheeseburger bacon bacon crazy hamster bacon bacon bacon bacon cheeeeeeeeeese.

Now that's a nice bacony sentence.  Now on to Joe.

Joe: Now, if a zebra falls out of the sky into your backyard, grab a frying pan and hit it with a rubber chicken. Then call a taxi, throw a potato in the back, and run down the street like a psychotic goose. Ride your trashcan into the candy store, eat a carrot, and hop on a mail truck. Hitchhike to NASA, tie yourself to a rocket, light it with a pig, and go to Mars. Steal a jetpack from the little green men, then go back to Earth. After that, go to the park and
Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down a bit buddy. Okay, you passed the limit for the randomish, although it was pretty random. Now on to Steve.

Steve: I was sippin’ a drink made of coconut and mango, with some pineapple juice too.
Then I saw a guy wearing a banana suit, and I said, Hey you!

Take me down, to banana world,
take me down, to banana world
take me down, to banana world
Yeah yeah yeah
He took me on a boat to the middle of the sea,
and I said

Ooooooohh!!! Steve passed the limit also!

Now let's go to the judges.

Well, Bob's was not that random. But the baconness makes it awesome. 7.5!

Joe's was a classic Faithism, one which would have been worth a 10 if he had not gone over the limit. 7.5!

And Steve's was a bit new. A random thing in song form! But, again, he passed the limit. 7.5!

It's a tie! Congratulations contestants! And we'll be back! Or not! On the next episode, of, RANDOMNESS!!!

Last Day of Freedom

Today is the last day of summer vacation. (At least for me.) Tomorrow it's back to school. But there are some good things about the fall. For one, you can jump in leaves and stuff.  And Halloween. And...yeah that's all I got.

Bats

Recently there's been a bat in the First Baptist Church in Hastings flying around. This morning it started flying around the sanctuary during the announcements. A lot of people thought it was a bird. I think bats are pretty cool. I mean, they hang upside down, can collapse their skeletons to fit under doors, and are one of the only mammals that can fly! Their wings are also cool. They're like arms and stick forward when they fly. And they help eat mosquito's!

Koolaid!

Today was the main day of Kool-Aid Days in Hastings NE, which is the hometown of Kool-Aid. It had the worlds largest Kool-Aid stand! Kool-Aid's awesome. I mean, it's a powder, then you mix water and sugar with it and it makes a delectable drink! Kool-Aid is the savior of thirsty kids everywhere!

Random Blog Updates

Yeah like the title says here's some random updates on this blog's status.
1. I still haven't had anybody ask for an invite to the game Glitch. So if you want it hurry and comment!
2. So far I've still had at least a few views everyday for the complete life of my blog! Thanks for being loyal readers!
3. Because school is starting I might have to switch to posting three times a week. I'll tell you if I plan to switch.
4. But you can help me keep posting everyday by sending me ideas and sending in guest posts! So far I've only had one guest post (Faith.) And if you have your own blog or website I'll put a link on it so a portion of people who see my blog will go to yours!

So that's the most important updates. I guess. Well they're not really updates...more just like random pieces of info...Okay forget this bottom part. You never saw it. ;)

Smash Lab

Smash Lab is a TV show that's sort of like Mythbusters, because they blow stuff up. But Smash Lab gets assigned problems (car crash, car off a cliff, hijacked big rig) and they have to come up with solutions. It's a pretty awesome TV show and if you have Netflix you should watch it.

Back to School

So school starts in a week, at least for me. So back to the endless cycle of waking up early, getting ready, going to school, sit in a bunch of different rooms for absolutely no reason at all and listen to some random person ramble on about some random subject. Well, maybe it's not like that. But you at least get to see your friends and stuff. If only they didn't make you learn stuff!